December 16, 2011
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Le Sigh
I'm so envious of people that are younger than me... Especially as I see more and more of them popping up everywhere.... As I grow older.... AND OLDER! I have lost all respect for adults and no longer want to become one, which means that I will eventually have no respect for myself.
One day I am going to grow up into that really annoying dad that tries super hard to fit in with his kid's friends and then after I bring them a plate of cookies with milk telling them, 'Don't worry about that guys, it was nothing....' and then coolly walk away as one of the kids tells my child, 'Dude, your dad is soooo cooolll.' (That's what I will make out of their muffled laughter) I'll smile inside knowing that I accomplished all that I wanted to accomplish in life..
The truth is that I'm just really jealous that these young high school kids have access to all this awesome technology at such a young age. It fucking makes me rage that I had to wait forever for pages to load and music to download on my fucking sluggish 56 k modem. The word sluggish does not even capture the incompetence that was my internet connection in the late 90s to early 2000s.
Every time I see little kids running around I wish I could just grab them and run off to my laboratory to steal their youth just so I could relive my childhood with cooler gadgets versus the shitty black and white gameboy that filled the time void that I will refer to as 6th grade. Instead I am just left to wallow in my own self pity as the reality sets in that my body will lose its teeth and hair and that belly fat I acquire every year during summer drinking will become that much harder to burn off then one day my wrinkly goat-hands will barely be able to maneuver through the controls of the latest teleporting device and I will need to ask for the assistance of an 8 year old flying by in a jet pack. FUCKKKK MY FUTURE LIFE!
This is the face I make every time I see someone younger than me. It will become more frequent as I grow older until this is the only face I make at all times.
(Actually, I just realized that I forgot to post a small update on what happened when I went back to Cali last weekend, I should eventually do that....Soon.... Eventually...)
Comments (6)
Yeah, I'm quite envious of today's youngsters. At the same time, I'm sure older people felt the same way about our generation when we were younger.
And it was good kickin' it with you. Hope you weren't too hungover on your flight back to NYC. We'll teach you more dice games next time you visit.
Hard for me to relate since I am still young, but I can see where you're coming from. If it makes you feel any better, you don't look too old.
He's 29!! so old!!
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26300000/U-MAD-BRO-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-26348628-830-467.jpg
I know exactly what you mean
Hang in there grasshopper, it get's worse.
You look like you're 23 or something! Or younger. Life goes on T_T If you feel young, you stay young. Look at Madonna. OH YEA. These young people never experienced playing outside. Childhood was good.
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